1 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:37,640 How to start this story so extraordinary? I who have 2 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,820 imagined the most difficult situations fantastic. 3 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,500 But there, there it is true. 4 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,180 It really happened to me. 5 00:01:22,429 --> 00:01:24,290 Enter. Ah, I'm two thirty-two years old. 6 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:27,010 I am what they call a man normal. 7 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:29,490 Well, almost. 8 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,490 I have enormous sexual needs. 9 00:01:35,490 --> 00:01:36,850 Oh, it's lovely. 10 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:38,490 I'll say it. 11 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,890 And you haven't seen everything. 12 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,690 When I was fourteen, we changed maids every three days. 13 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,790 She no longer had time to work, nor strength. 14 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:56,010 I have traveled a lot. 15 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:58,930 I have explored almost all brothels of the world. 16 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:03,430 They were all tired of me appetite. 17 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,670 Until the day I met Sabine. 18 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:49,560 I had finally met the ideal companion. 19 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,880 The one I had been looking for so long. 20 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:20,839 She accepted all my whims, all my fantasies, even the most insolent. 21 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:23,220 Oh, Sabine. 22 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,060 Two vitals, please. 23 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,360 Yes, sir. 24 00:04:46,050 --> 00:04:47,050 Thank you. 25 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:50,250 You come, my dear, I have a little line to pass. 26 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,250 It's a special time. 27 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,060 Oh, yes. 28 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,150 No. No. 29 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:29,740 Alas, often women vary, as popular wisdom says so well. 30 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:38,020 Sabine, my Sabine, began to get tired of my... of my Pantagruelian 31 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,020 appetite. 32 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,280 It was no longer the same. 33 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:44,140 It was no longer as available as before. 34 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,370 Oh, no. 35 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,110 I don't want to see the peace for a minute. 36 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:41,170 He's going to kill me, this man. 37 00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:42,590 You're beautiful. 38 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:45,150 Beautiful, you speak. 39 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:12,520 Oh, it's not possible. 40 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:16,540 Oh, 41 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,160 my God. 42 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:45,910 I was helpless. 43 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:47,810 No more ideas. 44 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:49,530 No more projects. 45 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:51,670 A single thought. 46 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:53,510 How to get it back? 47 00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,390 With gentleness, perhaps. 48 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,110 That is, how far I had come. 49 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,890 With gentleness. 50 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:03,070 Let's go for gentleness. 51 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,270 I was going to be down. 52 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,510 Sabine. 53 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,010 Sabine. 54 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,020 Come on, Sabine. 55 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,040 It's your child. 56 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,080 Open up. 57 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:33,920 Open up. 58 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:36,740 Sabine. 59 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,160 I was sure I wouldn't touch you. 60 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,560 Come on, open up. 61 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,180 I was completely for my... 62 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:21,640 I 63 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:26,160 I spent my days on the lookout for a shot. 64 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,620 And suddenly... 65 00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:45,590 The idea. 66 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,050 Combine pleasure and work. 67 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,330 I decided to hire a secretary. 68 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:11,730 I undo two, three, before 'hire Lucille, who seemed to have 69 00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:12,830 the required qualities. 70 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,180 Oh, no. 71 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,760 Oh, no. 72 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,080 Oh, no. 73 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,300 Oh, no. Oh, no. 74 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,690 Thank you. 75 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,100 Ne vous gênez surtout pas pour moi. 76 00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:11,610 I hope you have good insurance. 77 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:18,250 Oh, yes. 78 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,450 Oh, Nicolas. 79 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,030 Good insurance. 80 00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:31,670 I had found with her the same joys as with Sabine at the beginning of our 81 00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:32,670 relationship. 82 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,180 Lucille was sexually very frustrated. 83 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,880 She only made love once a day. 84 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,320 Once a day. 85 00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,640 With me, it was once an hour. 86 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,220 La Cité des Sorciers. 87 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,220 C 'était la fin du monde. 88 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:32,800 Quelques survivants. 89 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,760 Les sorciers. 90 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,320 Enfin, des sorciers new look. 91 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,560 Ordinateur. 92 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,600 Robots programmés pour le plaisir. 93 00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:47,600 Le plaisir était le dernier refus des survivants. 94 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,340 On s 'en usait. 95 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,720 On en abusait. 96 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:57,820 They claimed they were the image of a race end. 97 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,540 But who was going to succeed this race end? 98 00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:04,540 Mutants? 99 00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:07,180 Regenerated? 100 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:14,380 In the sky, now completely opaque, shone the star of 101 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,520 Anzac. I can't write anymore. 102 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:19,640 But for how long? 103 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,780 For how long? 104 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,280 It's all right. 105 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,840 It's not possible. 106 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:31,979 It's all right. 107 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:33,200 Come on. 108 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,900 You're so hot. You're so hot. 109 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,960 alors que j 'étais au mieux de ma forme. 110 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,060 Me, just the same, little ones natures. 111 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:45,580 Lucille? 112 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,300 Lucille? Where are you? 113 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:56,060 Lucille? 114 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,700 Go find him, your helpless cunt. 115 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,720 I was at my lowest. 116 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:58,380 No more secretary, no more mistress, no longer the slightest desire to work. 117 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,140 It was necessary that the god of adults fuckers looks into my case. 118 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:06,740 He leaned into it. 119 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:08,260 Me too. 120 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:13,440 Byron, a beginning director, wanted to make a film based on one of my 121 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,420 books, The planet in delirium. 122 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,980 He wasn't very interesting, but on the other hand, his collaborator was. 123 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Enormously. SO? 124 00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,380 SO? 125 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,640 You agree with my way of adapt your book? 126 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,300 Yes. Yes, it's perfect. 127 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:37,820 Absolutely perfect. 128 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,840 I was sure of it. 129 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:44,260 Good. 130 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:45,660 I'll leave you. 131 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,280 I have an appointment with the producer. 132 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:51,020 Olga will show you her models. 133 00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:53,780 Here 134 00:36:53,780 --> 00:37:10,880 is 135 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,260 the capital of the planet Omega. 136 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:14,580 You see? 137 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,920 There. 138 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:23,780 It's from ACPA, the rocket in the direction of... Is that okay? 139 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,120 This is the island of the Leopard Woman. 140 00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:32,320 See that I respect your... Well, if you want... what do you 141 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,320 do? 142 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,340 Come on! 143 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,040 Oh, you! 144 00:37:47,740 --> 00:37:48,740 Yes, it does. 145 00:40:33,710 --> 00:40:34,710 Olga never came back. 146 00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:37,330 I received her model by mail. 147 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:44,310 I began to have ideas about the factor, that is, to what extent of frustration I 148 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:45,310 was. 149 00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:05,110 An idea. 150 00:41:05,290 --> 00:41:07,110 The idea came to me. 151 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:43,050 The hero of my first novel, the ideal servant, made a robot. 152 00:41:43,970 --> 00:41:44,970 Why not me? 153 00:41:51,630 --> 00:41:55,930 It is obvious that for me it would be for a slightly different use. 154 00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:58,930 All I had to do was get down to business work. 155 00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:05,390 It was long, very long, difficult, very difficult. 156 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:54,240 After months of solitude, experience, disappointment, I arrived 157 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:58,840 goal. Was science fiction going become science at all? 158 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:04,240 The end of my problems. 159 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:06,440 A woman -object. 160 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,140 My wife -object. 161 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:43,180 How can I express the joy that has brought me submerged? I decided to call him 162 00:45:43,180 --> 00:45:44,320 old movie buff memory. 163 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,220 God had created woman. 164 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:02,580 I created Kim. 165 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,380 We were even. 166 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,440 Not having known Eve, 167 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:30,900 Sudden? 168 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,420 A doubt. 169 00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:35,000 Had I programmed it correctly? 170 00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:44,020 No more doubt. She was good programmed. 171 00:49:58,890 --> 00:49:59,569 No doubt. 172 00:49:59,570 --> 00:50:01,310 It was better than an inflatable doll. 173 00:50:01,910 --> 00:50:05,570 I decided to introduce him to his erogenous zones. 174 00:50:45,450 --> 00:50:50,790 She was perfect and talented on top of that. a meaning which did not yet have 175 00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:52,490 numbers. And for good reason. 176 00:53:07,370 --> 00:53:10,570 Thanks to Kim, I had finally found the taste of work. 177 00:53:11,390 --> 00:53:15,410 I was preparing the film of Byron, with nonetheless some small intermediaries. 178 00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:17,610 Kim was always available. 179 00:53:18,270 --> 00:53:21,810 As for me, I was always ready to enjoy my toy. 180 00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:24,750 I wonder if Dr. 181 00:53:25,290 --> 00:53:28,370 Frankenstein had the same relationship with his creature. 182 00:55:54,730 --> 00:55:56,350 I had to go further now. 183 00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:59,050 Test the reaction of a foreign person. 184 00:56:00,050 --> 00:56:02,950 Baeron, my director, was going to give me the opportunity. 185 00:56:03,810 --> 00:56:06,810 He came to talk to me about the script that was supposed to, it seems, surprise 186 00:56:06,810 --> 00:56:07,810 me. 187 00:56:08,090 --> 00:56:10,030 Who was going to be the most surprised of the two? 188 00:56:10,270 --> 00:56:13,330 The rocket moves away, while in the distance, the planet explodes. 189 00:56:14,770 --> 00:56:15,770 So? 190 00:56:18,450 --> 00:56:19,450 Yes, so? 191 00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:27,270 Well... Le fait que votre fin soit un peu changée ne vous vienne pas trop ? 192 00:56:27,290 --> 00:56:28,290 non. 193 00:56:28,650 --> 00:56:29,650 Pas du tout. 194 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 195 00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:29,060 Bon. 196 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:34,170 It was certain that Byron was 197 00:58:34,170 --> 00:58:36,590 far from doubting that he was in love with a robot. 198 00:58:37,290 --> 00:58:41,390 Normal. She was more woman than all the women I had known. 199 01:01:26,830 --> 01:01:31,190 Thanks to Kim's dexterity, Byron asked me to write his next film. 200 01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:34,190 A film that he wanted to make of Kim, the main character. 201 01:01:35,330 --> 01:01:37,170 I obviously stayed in the wave. 202 01:01:38,170 --> 01:01:39,170 Kim actress. 203 01:01:39,950 --> 01:01:43,770 Although an actress who doesn't speak, it's the dream of all lazy dialogists. 204 01:01:44,710 --> 01:01:46,990 Anyway, everything went well. 205 01:01:47,810 --> 01:01:48,810 Very well. 206 01:01:49,730 --> 01:01:50,730 Too well. 207 01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:46,620 Charming, but not chatty. 208 01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:48,920 That, indeed. 209 01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:50,800 She doesn't speak. 210 01:02:55,600 --> 01:03:00,720 Seagull? No, she only talks Norwegian. She's a Norwegian. 211 01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:02,100 I see. 212 01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:05,320 I'm coming to get some things. 213 01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:08,560 That will make room for your Norwegian. 214 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,640 Although, clothing question. 215 01:03:18,190 --> 01:03:19,290 Don't worry about me. 216 01:03:19,790 --> 01:03:20,790 I know the way. 217 01:03:33,230 --> 01:03:34,370 Don't worry. 218 01:03:35,170 --> 01:03:36,610 It was all over between us. 219 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:44,370 Okay, now you're nice, you let me finish, eh? But what is 220 01:03:44,370 --> 01:03:45,370 -what are you doing? 221 01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:24,980 Oh. Oh. 222 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:04,520 Let us go. You have nothing to do here. 223 01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:05,820 Mel. Go away. 224 01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:08,780 Let me play. It's the first time Sam is in this house. 225 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,060 Go play with your stuff in the garden. 226 01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:12,340 You really annoy us. 227 01:07:16,460 --> 01:07:18,040 Oh, my God. 228 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:24,420 For the first time, she had disobeyed me. 229 01:07:25,340 --> 01:07:27,180 Maybe a remission was necessary. 230 01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:29,880 Like for cars after 10 ,000 kilometers. 231 01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:12,360 Pygmalion must have had the same problems as me. But mine were not over. 232 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,280 They were even going to rush. 233 01:08:39,689 --> 01:08:40,790 It's the mail. 234 01:08:43,050 --> 01:08:46,149 I came to bring the mail. 235 01:08:53,729 --> 01:08:55,790 What do you want? 236 01:08:58,850 --> 01:09:02,430 No, it's just the mail. 237 01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:08,069 No, it's just the mail. 238 01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:10,350 But what are you... But stop, stop. 239 01:09:10,950 --> 01:09:13,310 But stop. 240 01:09:14,970 --> 01:09:15,970 Stop. 241 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,050 Huh? Huh? 242 01:10:09,550 --> 01:10:10,550 What to do? 243 01:10:10,930 --> 01:10:12,110 Destroy my work? 244 01:10:12,530 --> 01:10:15,870 I had the possibility, but I couldn't solve it. 245 01:10:42,540 --> 01:10:43,540 Thank you. 246 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,980 I'm going to come close to perfection. 247 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:50,280 I was going to achieve perfection, true. 248 01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:55,310 This time, I was fully happy, fully reinsured. 249 01:15:50,890 --> 01:15:53,490 And then, the grain of sand. 250 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:25,520 Huh. 251 01:17:02,890 --> 01:17:03,890 Oh. 252 01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:12,620 What have they done to us? 253 01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:15,300 What have they done to me? 254 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,520 What have I become? 255 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,240 I no longer had any willpower. 256 01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,800 I accepted all their whims. 257 01:20:07,540 --> 01:20:08,980 A man-object. 258 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:12,860 I had become a man-object. 259 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,240 A robot.